Why you should never argue with a woman!

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after a few hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She rides out a little, anchors, puts her feet up & starts reading a book....loving the peace & quiet.

A fish & game warden pulls up alongside of the wife and asks what she's doing.

Thinking it was pretty obvious, she says, "Reading a book."

"You're in a restricted fishing area, " he informed her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," the officer says.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left!

Moral...never argue with a woman!


HAHA!


Thanks, Chris E.