Friday, April 2, 2010

I got a tattoo!

I'm lying...but, everybody thinks I did! I went to the dermatoligist earlier in the week & she removed some questionable moles...one on my chest, right above my right boob, and another one on my left upper arm, where a tattoo would be, I guess. You're not supposed to put bandaids on the "wounds" or else you'll get a scar...you're supposed to put bacatracin on the gaping holes I now have on my arm & chest, and cover them with a gauze pad and that medical tape. So, yesterday was the first day I wore a short-sleeved shirt since the mole-removal, and when I picked up Brady at pre-school, one of the moms said to me, "Did you get a tattoo?" She was shocked! I said, "Of course not!" At first I couldn't figure out why she said that, but then I realized, the gauze on my arm looked like I had a "fresh" tattoo that was still healing! C'mon...me with a tat? Not happening! Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against them, if that's what you're into, they're just not my thing. I wouldn't know what to get anyway, that I would still like 30 years from now! It continued throughout the day...at the bank, one of my neighbors, a friend we bumped into when we went out to eat last night...everyone thought I got a tattoo! Sorry to disappoint you! I'm no Bombshell McGee! HAHA!

2 comments:

  1. No Tramp Stamps for you!

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  2. I assume you'll like your kids in 30 years, you could always get their names

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